These are our funny jokes that have been chosen especially for children.
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What do fir trees do when they are sad? They pine a lot.
Submitted by: Joe
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's Pop Corn?
What did the letter say to the stamp? You stick with me and together we'll go places.
How do you start an insect race? One, two, flea, go.
Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day? Car-pets!
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Close the door will you! Can't you see I'm dressing?
These gangsters came to our house and my sister answered the door. They said to her, 'Kid, is your mum in?'
My Sister said, 'No, she ain't.'
They said, 'Kid, is your dad in?'
My sister said, 'No, he ain't.'
They said, 'Ah, come on kid, where's your grammar?'
My sister said, 'In the front room asleep.'
My sister said to her friend, 'Do you like worms?'
Her friend said, 'No, they're 'orrible things.'
My sister said, 'Why did you just eat one in your sandwich then?'
This cannibal caught a missionary in the jungle. He said to him, 'What's the best way to eat you? Boiled or roasted?'
The missionary said, 'To tell you the truth, I'm a friar.'