Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter? Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.
Did you hear about the sculptor's son? He was a chip of the old block.
Did you hear about the horse who became depressed? He started telling tales of whoa.
Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
Did you hear about the man who liked put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week. By Friday he had real trouble putting his shoes on.
Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari? He was a big-game haunter.
Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave? He came down with the flu.
Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears? They were known as the three mustardears.
Submitted by: JB
Did you hear about the turtle that was mugged by two snails when was out walking? He went to thepolice, and they asked him, "Did you get a good look at the snails that did this to you?" "No," he said. "It all happened so quickly."
Did you hear about the artist who was arrested? He said he was framed.