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Doctor, Doctor Jokes

 

A selection of Doctor, Doctor jokes.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?

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Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.

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How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm the invisible man
Well, I can't see you now.

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One man came to the Doctor and said "Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee" and the doctor replied "Well buzz off then!"

Submitted by : Cameron 

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.

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Doctor, doctor. I'm becoming invisible.
Yes, I can see that you're not all there.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can we get to the point.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.

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Here is a randomly selected joke

Was Roy Rogers a trigger happy cowboy?

You can find more jokes like this in the Questions category.