Funny Bumper Stickers - 4

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt - in case heaven is like the IRS.

No radio - already stolen.

Cats Flattened While You Watch.

I brake for Hallucinations.

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!

Cover me, I'm changing lanes.

Honk if you hate noise pollution.

Missing An IRS Auditor?? Check My Tires!

My uncle said, 'I saw this film about these cows who took over a ship, and they cast the captain adrift in an open boat.'
I said, 'That's amazing. What was the film called?'
My uncle said, 'Moo-tiny on the Bounty.'

You can find more jokes like this in the Childrens category.