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Insults

Some useful insults. These funny insults are just what you need as a witty reply to someone who is trying to put you down.

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All foam, no beer


The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead.


Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?


Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


If I throw a stick, will you leave?


Earth is full. Go home.


Do they ever shut up on your planet?


Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!


Speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!


Nice approach. Now let's see your departure.


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What is yellow and can be used for writing?
A ballpoint banana.

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