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Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days.

You will also be able to view the archive from the past sixteen weeks.

Joke of the Day for Thursday, April 27th, 2017

What do you call a Scotsman who has an Apple computer?

The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.

Here is page one of our archive and it currently covers from Thursday, April 20th, 2017 to Wednesday, April 26th, 2017.

There are sixteen pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

April 26th, 2017

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie who?
I'm fine, how are you?

April 25th, 2017

A little girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time?"
He replied, "No, some begin with 'If I am elected.'"

April 24th, 2017

What do refrigeration engineers do in their spare time?
They chill out.

April 23rd, 2017

Did you hear about the idiot who bought a sleeping bag?
He spent 3 hours trying to wake it up.

April 22nd, 2017

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.

April 21st, 2017

Customer: Do you have any camouflage jackets?
Assistant: Yes, we have loads of them, but we can't find them.

April 20th, 2017

A Scotsman who lived in London met his cousin in a bar and noticed that he looked sad.
"What's the matter Forbes?" he inquired.
"I was on jury service, and I was given thirty days in jail."
"For being on a jury? How did that happen?"
"The judge said 'what is your name?' and I said "Forbes MacKintosh MacGregor."He said 'Are you Scottish by any chance?' and I said "are you a comedian?"

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