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Joke of the Day


On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days.

You will also be able to view the archive from the past sixteen weeks.


Joke of the Day for Saturday, June 24th, 2017

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last time that I knock.


The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.


Here is page one of our archive and it currently covers from Saturday, June 17th, 2017 to Friday, June 23rd, 2017.

There are sixteen pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.


June 23rd, 2017

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a rose?
A flower that tries to bite your throat when you sniff it.

June 22nd, 2017

What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
You get a rash of good luck.

June 21st, 2017

My uncle said, 'The RSPCA are going to closedown my fish and chip shop.'
I said, 'Why's that?'
He said, 'They think I'm battering the fish.'

June 20th, 2017

Did you hear about the man who was convicted of stealing luggage from the airport?
He asked for twenty other cases to be taken into consideration.

June 19th, 2017

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

June 18th, 2017

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

June 17th, 2017

A man walks into the doctors, he says 'doctor doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor replies, 'Well I think you need a physciatrist not a doctor, why did you come to me?'
'Well' then man replies, 'I was walking past your surgery and your light was on.'


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