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Joke of the Day


On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days.

You will also be able to view the archive from the past sixteen weeks.


Joke of the Day for Tuesday, August 22nd, 2017

Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!


The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.


Here is page one of our archive and it currently covers from Tuesday, August 15th, 2017 to Monday, August 21st, 2017.

There are sixteen pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.


August 21st, 2017

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?

August 20th, 2017

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears looking at you kid.

August 19th, 2017

How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

August 18th, 2017

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah good reason why you haven't opened the door yet?

August 17th, 2017

These two explorers were lost in the desert. One of them went on ahead. When he came back he said, 'There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're going to have to eat sand.'
His friend said, 'So, what's the good news?'
The first one said, 'There's plenty of it.'

August 16th, 2017

Your dog just chased the postman down the road on his bike.
You must be mistaken my dog hasn't got a bike.

August 15th, 2017

How many Quality managers does it take to change a light bulb?
We've formed a quality circle to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable light bulbs to work smarter, not harder.


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