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Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days.

You will also be able to view the archive from the past sixteen weeks.

The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.

Here is page one of our archive and it currently covers from Tuesday, June 12th, 2018 to Monday, June 18th, 2018.

There are sixteen pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

Joke of the Day for Tuesday, June 19th, 2018

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

Joke of the Day for Monday, June 18th, 2018

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

Joke of the Day for Sunday, June 17th, 2018

A man walks into the doctors, he says 'doctor doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor replies, 'Well I think you need a physciatrist not a doctor, why did you come to me?'
'Well' then man replies, 'I was walking past your surgery and your light was on.'

Joke of the Day for Saturday, June 16th, 2018

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.

Joke of the Day for Friday, June 15th, 2018

Cannibal in restaurant: I don't think much of your head chef.
Waiter: Well just eat the salad then.

Joke of the Day for Thursday, June 14th, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time, open the door.

Joke of the Day for Wednesday, June 13th, 2018

A woman is at the fairground with her husband and she comes out of the psychic's tent carrying a crystal ball. "How much did you pay for that?" asks her husband.
"Fifty pounds," replied his wife.
"Fifty pounds!" said her husband. "They must have seen you coming."

Joke of the Day for Tuesday, June 12th, 2018

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other is a blooming idiot.

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