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Joke of the Day

On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days.

You will also be able to view the archive from the past sixteen weeks.

The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.

Here is page one of our archive and it currently covers from Saturday, October 14th, 2017 to Friday, October 20th, 2017.

There are sixteen pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

Joke of the Day for Saturday, October 21st, 2017

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A lawyer, anxious to make money from the accident could not get near the car. Being such a smart guy, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I'm the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him.
Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

Joke of the Day for Friday, October 20th, 2017

A convict escaped from prison by digging a tunnel. It came up outside the prison in a school playground. The convict was so happy when he emerged from the tunnel he exclaimed, "I'm free, I'm free!"
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."

Joke of the Day for Thursday, October 19th, 2017

What agency tracks down lost vicars?
The Bureau of Missing Parsons.

Joke of the Day for Wednesday, October 18th, 2017

A couple of hikers were tramping through the countryside and had lost their way, so by the time they arrived at the "George and Dragon", the village pub where they'd arranged to stay the night, the doors were locked and the owners had gone to bed. They knocked timidly on the front door.
A head appeared at an upstairs window and shouted, 'Go away. Don't you know what time it is? We're closed,' and the the window slammed shut.
Undeterred, the hikers knocked again. 'What is it now?' demanded the head.
'Could we speak to George this time please?' asked one of the hikers.

Joke of the Day for Tuesday, October 17th, 2017

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.

Joke of the Day for Monday, October 16th, 2017

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

Joke of the Day for Sunday, October 15th, 2017

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One third less than for a regular bulb.

Joke of the Day for Saturday, October 14th, 2017

Why did the football coach give his team lighters?
Because they kept losing all their matches.

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