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Joke of the Day


On this page you will find todays 'Joke of the Day' plus the listings for the last seven days.

You will also be able to view the archive from the past sixteen weeks.


The Joke of the Day Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Joke of the Day' listings.

Here is page one of our archive and it currently covers from Wednesday, April 18th, 2018 to Tuesday, April 24th, 2018.

There are sixteen pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.


Joke of the Day for Wednesday, April 25th, 2018

A little girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time?"
He replied, "No, some begin with 'If I am elected.'"

Joke of the Day for Tuesday, April 24th, 2018

What do refrigeration engineers do in their spare time?
They chill out.

Joke of the Day for Monday, April 23rd, 2018

Did you hear about the idiot who bought a sleeping bag?
He spent 3 hours trying to wake it up.

Joke of the Day for Sunday, April 22nd, 2018

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.

Joke of the Day for Saturday, April 21st, 2018

Customer: Do you have any camouflage jackets?
Assistant: Yes, we have loads of them, but we can't find them.

Joke of the Day for Friday, April 20th, 2018

A Scotsman who lived in London met his cousin in a bar and noticed that he looked sad.
"What's the matter Forbes?" he inquired.
"I was on jury service, and I was given thirty days in jail."
"For being on a jury? How did that happen?"
"The judge said 'what is your name?' and I said "Forbes MacKintosh MacGregor."He said 'Are you Scottish by any chance?' and I said "are you a comedian?"

Joke of the Day for Thursday, April 19th, 2018

What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.

Joke of the Day for Wednesday, April 18th, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby continued.

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