Funny Jokes about Marriage - 3

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held in the same church and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying the casket.
As they are walking out, the husband cries, "Watch out for the wall!"

Joe: I hate to tell you, but your wife has just fallen into the wishing well.
Brian: It works!

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.

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