Funny Jokes about Men - 2

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him at weekends.

What's the greatest mystery about men?
How they can get older but still manage to remain immature.

Men are like noodles - they're always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.

You can find more jokes like this in the Light Bulb category.