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Jokes About Old Age

 

A selection of jokes about old age. For example - You know you're getting old when you have a party and the neighbors don't come round to complain about the noise.

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Old teachers never die, they just lose their class.

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Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.

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Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.

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Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

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Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

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Old musicians never die, they just get played out.

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Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

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Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

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Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.

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Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.

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Here is a randomly selected joke

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.

You can find more jokes like this in the Did You Hear - Jokes category.