Funny Jokes about Work - 2

I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.

Performance Reviews

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

"He would argue with a signpost."

"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."

I work like I am paid, very little and once a month.

Reward for a job well done: more work.

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.

Errors have been made.
Others will be blamed.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...

You can find more jokes like this in the Christmas category.