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Jokes About Work

 

These jokes are about employment and working in an office. For example - Boss: Why were you late for work this morning? Employee: I overslept. Boss: You mean you sleep at home as well? This is page 1 of 3

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I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

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If at first you don't succeed, delegate it.

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Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

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If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.

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If at first you don't succeed, try management.

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Your job is Still better than asking, "You want fries with that?"

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Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.

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Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

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Here is a randomly selected joke

How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"

You can find more jokes like this in the Light Bulb Jokes category.