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Funny Knock Knock Jokes - 2

These are our funny knock knock jokes.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theo.
Theo who?
The Odeon is showing a good film tonight.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eamon.
Eamon who?
I'm on time, for a change.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
- Arthur moment and I'll go round the back.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ewan.
Ewan who?
Ewan me are supposed to be going out tonight.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar jolly good fellow.


Knock, knock.
Knock, KNOCK.
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!!!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard do I have to knock before you'll answer the door?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open this door!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you're tired of all these 'Knock, Knock' jokes by now?

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Here is a randomly selected joke


Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!

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