Funny Knock Knock Jokes - 4

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice Cream who?
Ice cream loudly.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you go to jail.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Lizen carefully, I will say this only once.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Maggot.
Maggot who?
Maggot me this new shirt today.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and go away.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yula.
Yola Who?
Yula pologise for not letting me in staight away when you see who it is!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages.

'Excuse me,' said the guest, 'but this steak is so tough I can't even cut it. Take it away and bring me another.'
'I can't take it away,' said the landlady. 'You've bent it.'

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