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Knock Knock Jokes

A few years ago knock knock jokes were very popular. Here are a few which we have dusted-off.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yula.
Yola Who?
Yula pologise for not letting me in staight away when you see who it is!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and go away.

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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Maggot.
Maggot who?
Maggot me this new shirt today.

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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Lizen carefully, I will say this only once.

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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you go to jail.

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Knock knock,
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice Cream who?
Ice cream loudly.

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Here is a randomly selected joke

My uncle said to me, 'Ants have got amazing brains.'
I said, 'Have they?'
He said, 'Yes. Have you noticed how they always know when you're having a picnic.'

You can find more jokes like this in the Jokes For Children category.