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Light Bulb Jokes

 

A selection of light bulb jokes.

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.

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How many workers from the twelth century did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.

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How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to pronounce the old bulb died from natural causes and sign the death certificate.

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How many Members of Parliament does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty five - one to change it and twenty four to go on an all expences paid factfinding trip to find out how it is done in Barbados.

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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They have a machine that does that now.

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

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How many Chinese men does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many?
Millions, because confucius say, many hands make light work.

Submitted by : Cameron 

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How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.

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Here is a randomly selected joke

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

You can find more jokes like this in the Insults category.