Path = Home > Jokes & Funny Stories > Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

These are the jokes which do not fit in any of the other categories.

This is page 1 of 7

---

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.

---

I never get lost - eveyone tell me where to go.

---

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday

---

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be

---

Your mum is so poor she followed a bin van with a shopping trolley.

Submitted by : smij 

---

Purranoia: fear that your cats are plotting against you.

---

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

---

On the other hand, you also have five fingers.

---

I glue all my bills together. Why? Mail bonding ritual.

---

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with....

---

Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 | Page 6 | Page 7

Here is a randomly selected joke

One day a brunette was driving home from work, as she got out of the car she heard her blonde neighbor crying. "Oh my god what wrong?" the brunette asked. "My mother just died!" said the blonde crying out. The brunette feeling sorry for the blonde comforted her for the whole day. The next day the brunette saw the blonde crying outside. "What is wrong now?!" said the brunette. "Oh, it's terrible...my sister called, and her mother died too!"

You can find more jokes like this in the Blonde Jokes category.