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My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.'
I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'

Located in the Jokes For Children section
Added: 04-14-2003

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Waiter, waiter, do they change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.

Located in the Jokes About Restaurants & Food section
Added: 04-14-2003

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This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'

Located in the Jokes For Children section
Added: 04-07-2003

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Men are like noodles - they're always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.

Located in the Jokes about Men section
Added: 12-13-2007

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor who
Oh I love that program!

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section
Added: 02-20-2006
Submitted by : Cameron 

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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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