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When angels go fishing, what kind of fish do they catch?
Holy mackerals.

Located in the British Humour section
Added: 12-06-2011

Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.

Located in the Did You Hear - Jokes section
Added: 12-06-2011

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.

Located in the What Did - Jokes section
Added: 12-06-2011

Why do storks stand on one leg?
Because if they lifted the other one, they'd fall over.

Located in the Why Do - Jokes section
Added: 12-06-2011

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

Located in the What Do - Jokes section
Added: 12-06-2011

What did one lightbulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.

Located in the What Did - Jokes section
Added: 11-29-2011

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a real fun guy!

Located in the What Did - Jokes section
Added: 11-29-2011

What did the parrot say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

Located in the What Did - Jokes section
Added: 11-29-2011

Why was the mother glow worm so unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.

Located in the Why Was - Jokes section
Added: 11-29-2011

Why was the mother flea so upset when all her children left her?
She realised they were going to the dogs.

Located in the Why Was - Jokes section
Added: 11-29-2011

Kevin Did you hear about the scarecrow?
He got an award for being outstanding in his field.

You can find more jokes like this in the Did You Hear - Jokes category.

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