Funny Scottish Jokes - 2

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman went into a bar. The Englishman stood a round of drinks. Next, the Irishman stood a round of drinks. And the Scotsman stood around.

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.

A little scottish boy ran into his house and breathlessly said to his father, 'Dad, I ran all the way home behind a bus and saved 50 pence.'
His dad replied, 'You could have saved more that that. If you had run home behind a taxi, you could have saved £2.50'

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed. A Scotsman was there on holiday and he dropped a dime.

Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?

Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.

You can find more jokes like this in the Childrens category.