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These are our funny 'What Do' jokes.

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What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.


What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.


What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.


What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.


What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.


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What do you call a well dressed big cat?
A dandy lion.


What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.


What do you call a lizard that records an album?
A rap-tile.


What do convicts use to call each other?
cell phones.


What do you call a convict who tries to escape from prison dressed as a clown?
Silicon.


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