Funny - What Do - Jokes - 2

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.

What do you get if you cross a soccer team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.

What do you get if you cross a journalist with a hunting dog?
A newshound.

What do you get if you cross a succesful book with perfume.
A best smeller.

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.

"Oh, what a lovely cow!" exclaimed the young woman from the city. "But why doesn't it have any horns?" "There are many reasons," said the farmer. "Some cows don't have them until later in life. Others have them removed, while other breeds are born without them. This cow doesn't have any horns because it's a horse."

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