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What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

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What do you call a bee which was born in the month of May?
A maybee.

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What do you get if you cross a snowball with a shark?
Frostbite.

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What do you call the king of the Kleenex?
The hankie-chief.

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What do you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a handbell?
a humdinger.

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What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.

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What do you get if you cross a succesful book with perfume.
A best smeller.

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What do you get if you cross a journalist with a hunting dog?
A newshound.

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What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.

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Why was the mother flea so upset when all her children left her?
She realised they were going to the dogs.

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