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What has eight legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg right now!

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What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi river.

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What has two humps and is able to change color?
A camel-ion.

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What has four legs, whiskers, a tail, and flies?
A dead cat.

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Here is a randomly selected joke

What is furry, white and smells of peppermint?
A polo bear.

You can find more jokes like this in the British Humour category.