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What is red, wobbly and flies?
A jellycopter.

What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.

What is the name of the dessert that is always complaining?
Apple grumble.

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.

What is yellow and can be used for writing?
A ballpoint banana.

What is the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives?
Win the lottery.

Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: a carrot.

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What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...

What should you give a seasick elephant?
Lots of room.

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