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These are our funny 'Why Did' jokes.

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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
Why did the sheep buy a pub?
Because he had always wanted to own a baaa.

Submitted by: William
Why did the lion cross the road?
Because it was a mane road.
Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
Why did the robber take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.

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