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Why Did - Jokes

A selection of why did - jokes.
For example - Why did the football coach give his team lighters?
Because they kept losing all their matches.

 

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Why did the egg set off on a voyage around the world?
Because it was an eggsplorer.

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Why did the man throw his wristwatch out of the window?
He wanted to see time fly.

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Why did the hospital send the trainee nurse to art college?
To learn how to draw blood.

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Why did Captain Kirk's chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

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Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.

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Why did the hamburger cross the road?
To ketchup with the French fries.

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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

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Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

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Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.

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Why did the robber take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Here is a randomly selected joke

My mum and dad went into this restaurant. They said, 'Waiter, have you got spaghetti on the menu?'
The waiter said, 'Looks like it. I'll get a cloth and wipe it off.'

You can find more jokes like this in the Jokes For Children category.