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Why do storks stand on one leg?
Because if they lifted the other one, they'd fall over.

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Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!

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Why do vampires use mouthwash?
To try and stop bat breath.

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Why do vikings never send e-mails?
Because they prefer to use Norse code.

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Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.

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Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

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Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.

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Here is a randomly selected joke

My brother got thrown out of the zoo last week. I said, 'Why was that?'
He said, 'I fed the monkeys.'
I said, 'You got thrown out of the zoo for feeding the monkeys?'
He said, 'Yes, I fed them to the lions.'

You can find more jokes like this in the Jokes For Children category.