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Why Was - Jokes

 

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Why was the mother glow worm so unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.

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Why was the mother flea so upset when all her children left her?
She realised they were going to the dogs.

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Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.

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Why was Samson so popular?
He brought the house down.

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Why was the man arrested for hanging around in the marquee?
He was loitering within tent.

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Here is a randomly selected joke

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my guide dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a guide dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my guide dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as guide dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

You can find more jokes like this in the British Humour category.