Famous Quotes By Austin O'Malley - 3

In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.

The half-baked sermon causes spiritual indigestion.

A drunkard is like a whisky bottle, all neck and belly and no head.

After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that age he has feelings.

The reason there are so many imbeciles among imprisoned criminals is that an imbecile is so foolish even a detective can detect him.

Some men are like a clock on a roof; they are useful only to the neighbors.

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.

God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.

Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.

Often a convert is zealous not through piety, but because of the novelty of his experience.

The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least amount of hissing - Jean Baptiste Colbert

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