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Famous Quotes by Helen Rowland

Helen Rowland the American humorous columnist and author was born in 1875 and died in 1950.

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When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many for the inattention of one.

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning; to a man it is the beginning of the end.

Some widowers are bereaved; others, relieved.

The softer a man's head, the louder his socks.

Never trust a husband to far, nor a bachelor too near.

Matrimony is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Nowadays most women grow old gracefully; most men disgracefully.

A woman marries the first time for love, the second time for companionship, the third time for support, and the rest of the time just from habit.

When mother-in-law comes in at the door, love flies out the window.

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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

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