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Famous Quotes By Arthur Baer - 2

 

This is page 2 of famous quotes made by the American writer and comic columnist, Arthur 'Bugs' Baer. He was born in 1886 and died in 1969.


It arrived by first-class mail in second-class condition.


He was thrown out trying to steal second; his head was full of larceny but his feet were honest.


A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.


It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.


She was always crying; in fact, she wept so much she made everybody's corns ache.


The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.


I paused like a woodpecker at timber line.


He had insomnia so bad that he couldn't sleep when he was working.


You can take a boy out of the country but you can't take the country out of a boy.


If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

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The three most important events of human life are equally devoid of reason: birth, marriage, and death.

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