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Famous Quotes in History by George Ade - 2

Here are some famous quotes in history by George Ade.

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Here's to man: he can afford anything he can get; here's to woman: she can afford anything she can get a man to get for her.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

My father sent me to an engineering school to prepare me for a literary career.

She told him it was terrible to hear such things as he told her and to please go ahead.

She was a town-and-country soprano of the kind often used for augmenting the grief at a funeral.

She was short on intellect, but long on shape.

The house was more covered with mortgages than with paint.

There are only three basic jokes, but since the mother-inlaw joke is not a joke but a very serious question, there are only two.

Those who marry to escape something usually find something else.

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All of us have our own defficiences as well as our efficiences.

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