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Famous Quotes By Groucho Marx - 2

This page 2 of funny famous quotes made by the American comedian Groucho Marx.


I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx


I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.


I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx


Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.


I must confess, I was born at a very early age. - Groucho Marx


Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx


I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book. - Groucho Marx


I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.


"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." - Groucho Marx

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This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is perhaps, the end of the beginning.

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