Famous Quotes in History by Mark Twain - 10

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.

When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know have gone to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

When in doubt, tell the truth.

When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around.

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved - Mark Twain