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Famous Quotes By Woody Allen

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown - Woody Allen

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank - Woody Allen

All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. - Woody Allen

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You raise your voice when you should reinforce your argument.

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