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Zany & Amusing Quotes - 12

This is page 12 of zany and amusing quotes.


I'm not as dumb as you look.


How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?


Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.


Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.


What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.


The most beautiful days of the year are always the days just before and just after your vacation.


Sympathy is what you give a relative when you don't want to lend him cash.


On the ONE day you take your secretary to lunch, your wife will be lunching in the same restaurant.


Odds are, the phrase "It's none of my business" will be followed by "but".


Never make the same mistake twice...there are so many new ones to make!

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There is hardly a person in the House of Commons worth painting, though many of them would be better for a little whitewashing.

You can find more quotations like this one in the Oscar Wilde category.