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Zany & Amusing Quotes - 15

This is page 15 of zany and amusing quotes.


Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?


The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.


The chief cause of problems is solutions.


The Heineken Uncertainty Principle:
You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.


The only problem with being a man of leisure is that you can never stop and take a rest.


The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.


The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up!


The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do.


There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.


There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it's not a fence.

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Justice is incedental to law and order - J. Edgar Hoover

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