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Zany & Amusing Quotes - 9

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One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Behind every successful man there stands an amazed woman.

Work hard and save your money, and when you are old you be able to buy the things that only the young can enjoy.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

Some men are discovered; others are found out.

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Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.

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