Funny Peculiar Stories - 4

CHELSEA, Massachusetts, Monday-Mrs Wilbur Chapman, aged 30, today gave birth to her second child in three weeks. The children are not twins. The new baby is a boy, weighing 8lb. 6oz. The first child, a girl, weighed 3lb. 10oz. at birth. - Sunday paper

P.C.'S FALSE TEETH MADE J.P. WONDER - The charge sheet read `assaulting a police officer and wilfully damaging the constable's upper dentures'. But the point that puzzled the magistrate at Greenwich yesterday was how a man, who admitted cutting the policeman in the mouth, could have known he was wearing dentures. And, said the magistrate, if the man did not know about the constable's dentures, how could he wilfully damage them? - Daily Mail

Ban On Boxing After Death

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