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Graffiti - 2

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It is now proven beyond any doubt that cigarettes are the biggest cause of statistics


Death is hereditary


Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it


What you should do if the River Thames floods
- the breast-stroke


Yesterday I could'nt spell engineer. Now I are one.


A fate worse than death is better than dying


Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way


I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....


Yorick is a numb skull


Halitosis is better than no breath at all

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Gas rig men grilled by villagers - The Oxford Times

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