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Graffiti - 5

This is page 5 of graffiti.

An elephant is a mouse designed to government specification

Watership Down
You've read the book
You've seen the film
Now try the stew

Sibling rivalry is for kids

Save water - dilute it

Don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel

Predestination was doomed to failure from the start

I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect

Lower the age of adloescence now!

And the angel of the Lord came down and said to the shepherds
'beat it, this is cattle country

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake

Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard

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