Graffiti - 7

Wakeup to insomnia

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh

Be a guillotine and get ahead

Reincarnation is making a comeback

Why pick on guitars

Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?

We are the people our parents warned us against

Some people are like blisters
- they appear when the work is done

Achilles was a heal

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

`They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist . . .' The last words of General John Sedgwick spoken while looking over the parapet at enemy lines during the Battle of Spotsylvania in 1864.

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