Graffiti - 8

Is Fjord a Swedish car?

I used to be indecisive - but now I'm not so sure

You're never alone with schizophrenia

Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do

Noah was an amateur
- the Titanic was built by professionals

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?

Why doesn't somebody teach hummingbirds the words

Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping

When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall

I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me

Gilmore could have lived for as long as he liked. He could have lived for the rest of his life. - Norman Mailer

If you want to read more stories like this, you will find them in the I Wish I Had Not Said That! category.