Murphy's Laws - 2

THE EXTENDED MURPHY'S LAW: If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in the worst possible sequence.

SCHNATTERLY'S LAW: If anything can't go wrong, it will.

LAW. OF REVELATION: The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

MARYANN'S LAW: You can always find what you're not looking for.

LAW OF THE SEARCH: The first place to look for anything, is the last place you would expect to find it.

BOOB'S LAW: You always find something the last place you look.

THEORY OF SELECTIVE SUPERVISION: The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is the one time the Boss walks through the office.

LAW OF PROBABLE DISPERSAL: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed

LAW OF LIFE'S HIGHWAY: If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

FIRST RULE OF HISTORY: History doesn't repeat itself - historians merely repeat themselves.

Although three buses might come along at the same time, passengers should be allowed to board only one at a time. - Yorkshire paper

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