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Funny Newspaper Headlines - 4
This is page 4 of funny newspaper headlines.
Protesters March Over Illegal Immigrants
2 Convicts Evade Noose: Jury Hung - US newspaper
Lack of brains hinders research - US newspaper
Steals Clock, Faces Time
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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A Parisian villain broke into a house at the village Lachelle in 1964. Once inside he began to feel hungry and so went in search of a snack. There found his favourite cheese, biscuits and three bottles of champagne.
After a while he began to feel sleepy and decided that he would lie down and digest his meal in comfort. He was arrested next morning fast asleep upstairs in the spare bedroom.
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