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Humorous Newspaper Headlines

Here are some unintentionally humorous newspaper headlines.

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Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale

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Stiff Opposition Expected To Graveyard Plan

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Car Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon

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Lack Of Brains Hinders Research

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Policeman Help Dog Bite Victim

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Man Denies He Commited Suicide

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Four Battered In Fish And Chip Shop

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Supertrain Talks

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Goldfish Is Saved From Drowning

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Dog Attacks Rocket

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Ban On Boxing After Death

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Boy Wanted To Kill Man

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Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard

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Prisoners Escape After Execution

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Protestors Tried To Spoil Play But Actors Succeeded

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30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter

Submitted by : Joe 

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No Cause Of Death Determined For Beheading Victim

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Jury Suspects Foul Play In Death Of Man Shot, Burned & Buried In Shallow Grave

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Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm

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Robber's Description: Man, Possibly A Woman, Definitely Ugly

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Here is a randomly selected story

Almost from the start the race developed into a two-man battle, and over the last three miles they ran shoulder to shoulder, with the Yorkshire man always that yard in front. - Sunday paper

If you want to read more stories like this, you will find them in the Newspaper Misprints and Misquotes category.