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Newspaper Misprints & Misquotes - 4
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Antique card table for sale. No dealers. Submitted by : Brian K
The ladies of the Merry Oldsters enjoyed a swap social on Friday evening. Everybody brought along something they no longer needed. Many ladies brought their husbands with them. - Pennsylvania Post
Cynthia Bertross, the celebrated soprano, was involved in a serious road accident last month. We are happy to report that she was able to appear this evening in four pieces - Worthing Gazette Submitted by : John
Bride of two mouths sues husband Submitted by : John
Mayoress receives solid silver brush and bomb set Submitted by : John
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Brown to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
Club. All wishing to become little mothers will please meet the pastor
in his study.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of this church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
`Far too noisy, my dear Mozart. Far too many notes.' -The Emperor Ferdinand after the first performance of The Marriage of Figaro.
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